If You Like Nash Read to You

Then you will like this YouTuber. He recites a complementary mix of Dorothy Parker and Ogden Nash here . Including this Parker poem one about the messy side of suicide. Nash and Parker excelled at making fun of the dark:

Re'sume'

Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp...(Excerpt)
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.